“My eyes are up here,” said Brad to Claire with a sniff. “There’s a word for what you’re doing, you know. Krukolibidinous. Look it up. You’re gonna say it’s as American as apple pie. And speaking of apples, it’s in Genesis. I’m aware. First thing our original mom and dad did in the Garden when their eyes were opened was check out their respective down-belows . I know, it’s instinct. Like bugs to a headlight. But I’d like to think you af all people could overcome such baser instincts.”
“Dude I’m just trying to tell you your fly is open.”
Good one! I’ve never heard of that word, but I did just meet a lady who makes “Speedo style” trunks for bodybuilders. She had some hilarious krukolibidinous tales to tell!
When he stared at my chest, I returned the favor with krukolibidinous. I didn't really see much there, but it made him squirm, which was my whole point.
Finally, he said, "What are you staring at?"
"Not much that I can tell, but since you were staring at my chest, I figured I'd make you uncomfortable, too."
(BTW, with the exception of using the word, this is a memoir and not fiction.)
This gave me a laugh 😆
Yay!
Ugghh....I once had a co-worker who always stared at my crotch when I would come in to her office. She was truly krukolibidinous.
Maybe you had something worth staring at. XD
I used to think my fly was open...I used to check every time before I'd go into her office!😂
I don't often see new words but that's a first for me.
It was definitely one of those words that when I saw it, I knew I had to write something for it.
“My eyes are up here,” said Brad to Claire with a sniff. “There’s a word for what you’re doing, you know. Krukolibidinous. Look it up. You’re gonna say it’s as American as apple pie. And speaking of apples, it’s in Genesis. I’m aware. First thing our original mom and dad did in the Garden when their eyes were opened was check out their respective down-belows . I know, it’s instinct. Like bugs to a headlight. But I’d like to think you af all people could overcome such baser instincts.”
“Dude I’m just trying to tell you your fly is open.”
That gave me a chuckle.
Amazing prompt!
Thanks. You wrote a great little story to go with it.
Thank you!
Where's that soundbyte of that guy screaming, "PATRICIA!!"?
LMAO
Good one! I’ve never heard of that word, but I did just meet a lady who makes “Speedo style” trunks for bodybuilders. She had some hilarious krukolibidinous tales to tell!
I bet she does. LOL
When he stared at my chest, I returned the favor with krukolibidinous. I didn't really see much there, but it made him squirm, which was my whole point.
Finally, he said, "What are you staring at?"
"Not much that I can tell, but since you were staring at my chest, I figured I'd make you uncomfortable, too."
(BTW, with the exception of using the word, this is a memoir and not fiction.)
I hope he learned his lesson.
He never did it to me again, but we didn't stay friends much longer after that, so I'm not sure he did.