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This gave me a laugh πŸ˜†

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Ugghh....I once had a co-worker who always stared at my crotch when I would come in to her office. She was truly krukolibidinous.

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Maybe you had something worth staring at. XD

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I used to think my fly was open...I used to check every time before I'd go into her office!πŸ˜‚

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I don't often see new words but that's a first for me.

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It was definitely one of those words that when I saw it, I knew I had to write something for it.

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β€œMy eyes are up here,” said Brad to Claire with a sniff. β€œThere’s a word for what you’re doing, you know. Krukolibidinous. Look it up. You’re gonna say it’s as American as apple pie. And speaking of apples, it’s in Genesis. I’m aware. First thing our original mom and dad did in the Garden when their eyes were opened was check out their respective down-belows . I know, it’s instinct. Like bugs to a headlight. But I’d like to think you af all people could overcome such baser instincts.”

β€œDude I’m just trying to tell you your fly is open.”

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That gave me a chuckle.

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Amazing prompt!

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Thanks. You wrote a great little story to go with it.

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Thank you!

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Where's that soundbyte of that guy screaming, "PATRICIA!!"?

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