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A Quick Tale: A Vampire Walks Into A Bar... πŸ¦‡

An exclusive Paranormal Fantasy Flash Fiction Story About Vampires Told in 200 Words

Patricia J.L. πŸ‘»πŸ§ΆπŸ–ŠοΈ
Jan 18, 2023
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A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR...

(Inspired by my YA fantasy paranormal novel, BEING HUMAN)

Book cover for Being Human by Patricia Lynne, a young adult paranormal fantasy

My brother grinned at me. His laughter was barely contained as he spoke. β€œWhat does the man say when he walks into a bar?”

I tilted my head as I pondered the question. Why did humans go into bars? My gaze went to the beer sitting next to my brother. Of course. The answer was obvious. I looked back at him, my answer confident. β€œI want beer.”

He snickered. β€œHe says ow!”

I stared at my brother and his smile faltered.

He gave a small shudder. β€œStop that. Your vampire stare is creepy.”

I didn’t break eye contact. β€œBut I don’t get it. Don’t humans go to bars for beer?”

My brother snorted. β€œYes, they do, but in this case the bar is a literal bar. A cylindrical piece of metal you can hit your head on. Get it?”

β€œNo.”

My brother sighed. β€œI give up. You can’t even get bad dad jokes.”

β€œI’d understand if you explained it.”

β€œI do and you still don’t get it.” He picked up his beer bottle and rolled it between his hands before taking a drink. β€œI think it’s time I just have to accept your sense of humor died with your humanity.”

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